Funny Things Lauren has said recently

Here are some funny things Lauren has said lately:

"My Dad's in China." (He's been gone so much recently it feels like he's in China.)

"Mom, look yonder." (Where did she learn the word yonder?)

"Actually" (She's been saying this quite a bit lately.)

"Alden (I've been babysitting him for 8 years and Lauren thinks he's her brother), lets have some fun!" Then Lauren proceeds to lay him flat on the ground and try out her wrestling moves on him, as I stand there in shock. Jason, what were you thinking teaching her wrestling moves?

A Y nursery teacher related this story to me: Lauren and another little girl were standing at the gate that separates Lauren's room from Emily's room. Lauren pointed at Emily and said, "That's my baby." The little girl said, "NO, that's my baby." Lauren stepped a little closer to the girl and said a little more loudly, "That's my baby." Same response from the other girl, "No, that's my baby." At this point, Lauren gets in the girl's face and says, "That is not your baby, THAT IS MY BABY!" At this point the nursery teacher stepped in, fearing that WWF was about to break out between the two of them. I don't think anybody is going to be taking advantage of Lauren.

Last night, Lauren, Jason, and Emily were playing while I finished cleaning up after dinner. Lauren came downstairs, upset, and said, "Mom, my Dad embarrassed me." She then asked for her cell phone and called Steve, (Who in the world is Steve?) and said, "Steve, I am not happy with my Dad." If she's not happy with her Dad at two, wonder how she's gonna feel at 13?